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Dating lawyer jokes

" "Well, dad," answered the son, "did you ever hear anybody get up in a crowd and shout frantically, A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas.

Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey.

The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!

Here are the 11 reasons why you should avoid dating a lawyer at all costs.

Lawyers are notoriously passionate about everything, and it’s simply inevitable that that cute date night you spent days planning will descend into a fierce and unwanted debate.

"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. " "Well, your Honour," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects." A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions! " "Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?

That afternoon he received a $100 account from the lawyer.